Ok, what do I need to make a small explosive of around 10 lbs of force? Answers may not include any chemicals you wouldn't find in a normal person's home.

EDIT
I don't mean like 10 lbs of TNT's force, just to clear it up a little, just enough explosion to move 10 lbs.

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Well, there is one way that's super easy. All you need is a funnel and drain cleaner. Here's what you do.

Step one: wash the funnel with soap.
Step two: remove your pants
Step three: put the funnel in your ass.
Step four: pour drain cleaner down it.

It makes a cr@zy b0mz. 3nj0|

One mistake might be one to much, very much so in this case.

Might be becasue I've just finnished work, I've been working 13,5 h straight at the butcher shop, taking care of 51 large animals, moose and deer. Which is fucking heavy btw. the first 4 animals weighten over 450kg together, then imagine 51 of those. To tired to let this sucker post sooo stupid demands, don't really know what I'm talkning about now but to make a long story very short: HED:D