VladiO
September 26th, 2003, 12:01 AM
I opened up a bag of oranges that appeared in the fridge today, and lo and behold, im holding inmy hand what looks exactly like a grenade, with the pin bar and everything (south african minneola oranges).
Basically, if one were to make a type of large claymore that would be round, and perfectly fit into an orange or another fruit (oranges work best, but I'll get to that later), would it not be relatively easy to get them past borders? Assuming you are coming from the US into Canada with a tructload of Oranges, and there are about a dozen of these claymore oranges hidden in the thousands that you have, there is absolutely no chance that they would be noticed. This would work for smuggling any type of explosives I'm guessing, provided that they are vacuum sealed. The huge amount of citrus would throw off any sniffing dog if the badass oranges are placed deep inside the truck.
The reason I say an orange works best is that its skin (the way they lok when they have thick juicy skin) is relatively easily replicable using a coat of latex with an undercoating of orange. Add some dimples, and you're done.
Too small? Try grapefruits... I think the possibilities are endless. Maybe only once guards notice that everyone seems to be really loving oranges and seem ot be bringing a shitload in from one country into another AND BACK, they may get suspicious.
I was wondering why no one has come up with something similar to this yet. All my searches here turned up how to blast fruit, but definitely not use them as the actualy bomb.
Basically, if one were to make a type of large claymore that would be round, and perfectly fit into an orange or another fruit (oranges work best, but I'll get to that later), would it not be relatively easy to get them past borders? Assuming you are coming from the US into Canada with a tructload of Oranges, and there are about a dozen of these claymore oranges hidden in the thousands that you have, there is absolutely no chance that they would be noticed. This would work for smuggling any type of explosives I'm guessing, provided that they are vacuum sealed. The huge amount of citrus would throw off any sniffing dog if the badass oranges are placed deep inside the truck.
The reason I say an orange works best is that its skin (the way they lok when they have thick juicy skin) is relatively easily replicable using a coat of latex with an undercoating of orange. Add some dimples, and you're done.
Too small? Try grapefruits... I think the possibilities are endless. Maybe only once guards notice that everyone seems to be really loving oranges and seem ot be bringing a shitload in from one country into another AND BACK, they may get suspicious.
I was wondering why no one has come up with something similar to this yet. All my searches here turned up how to blast fruit, but definitely not use them as the actualy bomb.