Last week I decided to go out. I started doing this sort of thing two summers ago, but didn't last summer. I would be bored out of my mind and head outside. The first time, with just the intention of walking around and checking things out at night. Since it was 2am in a suburban neighborhood, no one was up. No one really locks their doors around here either. After walking by a few cars I noticed many of them had no alarms or were not activated, so I tried the handles and hopped in. I don't know how to hot wire cars, so I would just take anything I wanted. Cd's, headphones, CD players, money(Bills), GPS systems, cell phones and scanners. My first question is this... Does anyone know the properway to hotwire or start a car without keys? I'm probably just going to do joy riding, since I don't know of any chop shops in the area. Another question is, how do I find chop shops or buyers for stolen cars?
I also noticed some locked sheds. Why would someone lock their shed unless it had valuables in it? I don't lock mine because it has nothing but a 20 year old broken dirt bike and a lawn mower in it. Would a crow bar break through normal pad locks, or is that just hollywood? And how much noise does it make? I can't go around wakeing everyone up.
Last week after taking some things from cars, I noticed a tv was on. Being a pervert I thought it was porno and thought I would get a free show. (Not from watching the guy, the TV) Alas, it was a female on the couch, sound asleep. She was a fatty, so I didn't think of rapeing her or jerking it on her tits while she was sleeping. Rather, I noticed she had a dozen or so bottle of booze on her kitchen table and the door was unlocked. I walked right in, emptied out her husbands expensive leather bag(I'm not sure what to call them, not a breifcase, but not a hand bag, ya know?), and stuffed it full of the booze. I took her cell phone and purse and left. I took the money from her purse, $1, and threw the purse in a dumpster. I headed over to a friends house to show off I guess. Not too smart to lug around stolen property or to brag that I robbed a house. But he's cool, and only lived on the next street over. He purchased a bottle of half drank sake and a bottle of dry gin for $10. Cheap, but it's 100% profit. I'm planning to rob my neighbors house next, since they sleep on the second floor and leave their basement windows unlocked. I plan to go in the basement window and take whatever good stuff I can fit through said windows, since they have a basement living room. Does anyone know if pawn shops buy any tvs, or if they need receipts or some sort of proof that it is yours to buy?

I haven't been on roguesci in almost a year now, some may not recognize me for this, or the fact I have about 13 posts to my name. Any advice would be great.

Are you serious?...

Hes joking. No one in there right mind would, for one, basically brag about doing that sort of shit on here, as well as ask such completely stupid questions....:rolleyes:

A tip though- If you want money, dont be petty about it. Dont just decided to break into a place some night and do it. Have a little common sense, case the place, make detailed logs of their habits, any animals they might have, etc. Then wait till a time when no one is home. THEN make your move. Im not even going to consider telling you how to do it properly, you can figure that out on your own... I hope....:rolleyes:

If I had the time to go out and case a joint, I would. As of right now I only have the knowledge of my neighbors habits. I can figure it out on my own, I just thought it would be faster on here. I really only came on here looking for info on hotwireing, but added as I went...

Very dumb to talk about it on here, yeah... I've posted illegal shit before, I haven't gotten a call or seen any feds or suspicous vans parked outside... Paranoia is for suckers. Although, suckers seem to get caught less often though.

I really would find it hard to believe that any government agencies monitoring this site, would even care about small time theft such as this, so your safe in that regard. However i'm not sure exactly how the rules of the forum relate to so blatantly stating involvement in criminal activity.

RTPB#? PETTY!

You're doing petty stuff dude, you sound careless, naiive and stupid. If you're genuine about what you've been up to then you're heading for a fall.

Get a job and sort your fucking ideas out:rolleyes:

I'm gonna say somehting about hotwireing here. Opening the dash isnt how one would usually go about hotwiring a car. Professionals dont even hotwire, they pick the ignition and start the car. Ive also heard of professionals completely taking the ignition section (pins and such) out of the steering column. When it comes to crossing wires, you cannot get to the wires that would be of any use unless you have some Very odd screwdrivers and such. Star type screwdrivers that have holes drilled in the middle of them and such. Opening the hood is one way of doing it but then you have to connect wires from the ignition coil to the battery and shit and that just takes too long. I guess all im sayin is that it takes someone with either a locksmithing license or one whose good with locks and such to start a car that they don't have the key to.

Just leave that alone and dun be ganking peoples stuff. petty theft is about lame. I've stolen stuff before but ive always placed it somewhere odd near the place where it was initially taken from just to see the reaction of the owner when they found it, and ive just done this for kicks.

This is a pretty ridiculous post.

Cd's, headphones, CD players, money(Bills), GPS systems, cell phones and scanners

And you're still looking for a way to offload the gear ? What have you done with all that loot in the meantime ?

Stolen cars are not worth it unless you're stealing really high end models, which are ten times harder than what you're even thinking of. Who's going to buy a car that has the dash ripped open ? No one who has the faintest notion of car theft. If it helps, lot sof cars like my old corolla (82 model) can be started with almost anything, like a different key, a screwdriver etc.

Phones might be easier to offload, same with CD's. careful with phones, as I'm sure some will get blocked when they are reported stolen. I have 5 phones here, one I found, (a new 3315, some guy left it on the roof of his car :rolleyes: (a3310) my gf's, (philips savvy, bought) a newer nokia, blocked, and a motorolla, blocked. they might as well be paper weights. I was given the two blocked phones by different friends, because of my workings with them. (I have a data cable, and do free graphics and ringtones for people)

When I was young, I did the same thing, but strictly cars. I mainly got ciggies, because a few packets was big money sold at school. My best finds were a laptop, that I didn't take, and a guys pay packet, with $450 cash in it. :D

Beleive me, give it a few years, you won't believe how stupid you are. I was doing pretty much exactly what you are, except I only went out to poractice night movement techniques. From there I was going out every few night, doing different areas of town.

Now I think about it, it was unbelieveably stupid. I'll never do anything like that again. I suggest you think about what you're doing.

When is lockdown coming back for poor misguided souls such as this one ? :(

I despair for the future generations of criminals, if this is the best they can come up with....*sigh*

All right, first off, don't even bother with trying to steal the cars themselves. What would you do with them? You said you don't know of any chop shops, and would just be joyriding with them, which gains you nothing but time in jail if caught, plus GTA on your record.

BTW, I bet you didn't wear gloves while you were doing all these "adventures", were you? In which case, congratulations, your prints are now on record for various crimes, including burglary of an inhabitated dwelling which is usually considered an B level felony...right up there with armed robbery, and just below murder/rape. :)

There's an old saying:

"When does a burglar become a murderer? When he's surprised."

Say fat bitch woke up and walked into the kitchen while you were looting the booze? She screams, you panic, grab knife...OOPS! See? Not good.

And what if she was a young tight-assed hottie? Would you be tempted to rape her? The fact that you even mentioned rape says to me that you would. And then you'd be in a serious world of hurt, because you'd be leaving your spunk all over the place, since you wouldn't have had the foresight to bring a rubber, shave your pubes, etc, and you'd likely kill her thinking that'd prevent capture (which it wouldn't).

If it was just a burglary, since you're likely under 18, you'd get off with only a few years in a juvenille facility, 25 being the maximum that most states can hold you till, which would give you plenty of contacts with the criminal element that you could use when you get out. But with rape/murder...you'd be prosecuted as an adult (more like than not) and spend the rest of your life in prison, or on death row, all for a piece of ass. :rolleyes:

But you won't have to worry about these petty crimes catching up with you if you've never been printed yet, and avoid getting arrested with the next 8 years. (yeah, right! :p)

Besides RTPB "P.E.T.T.Y.", you're also fitting into a well known pattern. Cops know that, when there's a cluster of petty burglaries and car break-ins within a few blocks of each other, that there's some snot-nosed juvenille running amok in the center of it. They've likely got you pegged to within a block of where you live.

If they've got nothing better to do, they'll have a unit sitting parked in the shadows with its lights off, watching for any teen walking the streets at 2AM. Then they'll snatch your ass when you get back (likely with stolen property under your arm), arrest you for curfew violation, print you, and BOOM! you're busted. Time to say hello to Bubba! :D

See, you're shitting in your own nest by stealing from your neighbors. 'Course, you dont' have a car to go elsewhere, so that's a problem, but you shouldn't be stealing from houses anyways, unless you KNOW that there's something VALUABLE inside anyways, and VCR's and such don't count. That's crackhead bait.

If there's a gold coin or gun collection that you know of, then that'd be worth going after, otherwise it's P.E.T.T.Y..

Pawnshops? HAHAHAHAAAA! What an amateur. Like that isn't the first place the cops go looking. :rolleyes:

I should lock this thread, but I'll leave it open so others can mock your foolish behavior. :)

Lockdown will be returning once I'm finished with the DVD, but I doubt he could afford the membership fee of $10. :p

I do realise how fucking stupid this is. I've never been printed, and am only 17. I did wear gloves as I went to the dentist the day earlier and took a box. No curfew around here, but the cops are fucking ruthless so they would arrest me for wearing black socks. Not much of a pattern, one random night a summer...

I doubt I will go into any houses again, and most likely not steal cars, just anything good in them. I should stop entirely, but it's fun, and a good adrenelin rush. I don't know why I'm stupid enough to post it on here, but I will never do it again. I will ask for help I suppose, but not the story of why I need it.

::slaps self in the face::

I should stop entirely, but it's fun, and a good adrenelin rush.


Not as much of a rush compared to the one Bubba would get when he busts a nut up your ass! :p

Seriously, it's a good thing you're slapping yourslef in the face now, BEFORE you get popped for stupid shit. If you stay clean, you can buy rifles in a few more months, then you can go on to much more serious crime. :)

Leave the cars alone man...P.E.T.T.Y...seriously. Could you imagine a Capone or Corleone busting out car windows to steal mobiles? Didn't think so.

Trouble is, you're a punk kid, probably without any balls.

Some guy is going to look out his window one night and see you clambering about in his car, one time it'll be someone with balls and they're going to come running out with a bat and fuck you up.

Not that I would approve of it or anything :)

Your only saving grace in my eyes is that because your neighbours are trsuting enough to leave their cars open, you haven't actually done any damage in order to steal their shit. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have to pay ~$200 for a new side window because someone smashed it to steal a ~$5 pack of cigs?

Seriously, what you're doing doesn't even require two brain cells to rub together. If you're going to do crime, do something worthwhile. Rip of the government/customs, a large business or a rich person (esp. celebrity). Bothering the man on the street is stupid, he has little to give and will fight you for it.

You won't get much help here, for the simple reason that if almost anyone here caught you fucking with their car, they'd rip your balls off.

INT. STAIRCASE - FORUM PRIME - DAY

The Baron NBK and Anthony descend several steps into a darker area of Forum Prime. Anthony is carrying a strange topic in a small wire cage. The Baron is floating as he descends.

BARON NBK (takes a drink of blood)

Anthony, even though he's young, Crow is one of the finest k3wLs in the Universe... and he's mine, Anthony... all mine.... Quiet now.

ANTHONY

I will.

INT. BASEMENT ROOM - FORUM PRIME - DAY

Zaibatsu stands eating candies behind Crow's chair. Zaibatsu has a stun gun, even though Crow's hands are tied. The Baron enters with Anthony.

BARON NBK
Oh Crow, I see they've installed your HED plug already.... Don't be angry. Everyone gets one here. But this is not why we're here. We've brought you a little topic, Crow. You must care for it if you wish to live. A poison has been introduced into you, Crow. By milking this smooth little threads body each day you receive your antidote... it must be done each day.... Also, you must do something for me if you wish to live. You know I lost shitHED, my dear k3wL...

Crow gives the Baron a weak, wide-eyed stare.

ANTHONY
All I can see is a Totsite that I want to kill.

BARON NBK
Anthony, no, no! Crow's a Forumite now, aren't you Crow?

CROW (inner voice)
My dear TOTSE... how I have failed you.

BARON NBK
And to remind you of your place, I'm going to have the RTPB's tattoo'd on your chest, in reverse, so every time you look in the mirror you will be reminded of your foolishness.

ANTHONY and ZAIBATSU begin laughing.

+++++++++++++

:D

Seriously, if I caught someone stealing my shit, I think I'd like to capture them (if they don't resist/run, in which case they die!) and tattoo the RTPB's on their chest, in reverse, so they can read them every time they look in the mirror.

I'd think that punishment enough, and they may even learn something about being a criminal. Whatever rule they violated gets branded on their forehead. :) Likely PETTY...or YTTEP. :p

I am sorry for not being up to modern terminology or abbreviations to be exact but what it PETTY or YTTEP

Pathetic Earnings That'll Trap You. You should read NBKs Rules To Profit By (RTPBs). You should be able to find all relevant documents by *searching*.

I am sorry for not being up to modern terminology or abbreviations to be exact but what it PETTY or YTTEP


While you may not know what PETTY means, how could you not have clued in to the fact that "YTTEP" is "PETTY" spelled backwards? :confused:

Dazed and confused to be sure. :p

Simply typing in "RTPB" in the search box would have brought up everything you needed to know. You can even find it on Google. :)

I'll take mercy on you this time.

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