User:70.126.116.60

History

IP Address 70.--whatever came from a country far in the east to be with his fellow egg farmers. Each year he'd plants his egg trees and wait from god's harvest to bring food to his table. But one year he decided to go and get god's harvest himself. So he took his magical egg scythe and a bottle of whiskey and headed toward town. The FBI covered up the fact that magical scythes could take out half a state. Thus, they blamed it all on a hurricane called Catrina, which in reality dissipated in the Gulf of Mexico

GOALS

Sacrificing all your souls to his god.

Threat level

Still unmeasurable with modern instruments.

gollark: Alternatively, you could have something direct eye-searingly bright lights at you as well as being loud.

gollark: I'm sure that technology exists.

gollark: Solution: directional... speakers...?

gollark: IIRC 0.3mg is about the right amount.

gollark: I read somewhere that apparently melatonin is mostly ridiculously overdosed.

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