TK-Squared (3.5e Race)

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TK-Squareds

Taken by most to be abrasive, unfriendly, and self-righteous, they are actually helpful, honest, and witty.

All TK-Squareds are about six feet and 230 pounds. They have green eyes. They seem like humanoids to the unobservant.

Many races choose to keep their distance from the TK-Squareds, turning to them only in times of need for their knowledge and insight.

TK-Squareds are usually Neutral or Lawful Neutral, but can easily turn Evil.

TK-Squareds are usually quick to join forces, recognizing the similarities in knowledge and superiority in each other.

TK-Squareds oftern worship St. Cuthbert or other Lawful deities, but may worship Neutral deities like Boccob.

TK-Squareds speak their own language, TKubic, and Common. They learn any language they are exposed to exceedingly quickly.

TK-Squareds' names always begin with "TK-", unless it could cause them major problems, like in a nation that kills any TK-Squareds at birth.

+2 Strength, −2 Dexterity, −2 Constitution, +4 Intelligence, +2 Charisma: TK-Squareds are a strong, intelligent people with forceful, witty personalities. They have poor health and are a little less-than-graceful.
Humanoid (TK): TK-Squareds are humanoids, but are members of their own distinct species.
Medium: TK-Squareds gain no advantages or disadvantages for being medium creatures.
TK-Squared base land speed is 30 ft.
Sweet hair: A TK-Squared's hair is perfect, sometimes causing creatures to become awestruck and distracted. TK-Squareds' gain a +2 racial bonus to Diplomacy and Intimidate checks.
Strong Mind (Ex): TK-Squareds are constant, quick-witted creatures. They gain a +4 bonus to any check made to learn something new, from spells to languages, to new combat forms.
Automatic Languages: Common, TKubic. Bonus Languages: Any, excluding secret languages (like Druidic).
Favored Class: Warblade.

Table: TK-Squared Random Starting Ages
Adulthood	Simple	Moderate	Complex
14 years	+1d6	+2d4	+3d6

Table: TK-Squared Aging Effects
Middle Age¹	Old²	Venerable³	Maximum Age
40 years	65 years	80 years	+2d10 years
At middle age, −1 to Str, Dex, and Con; +1 to Int, Wis, and Cha. At old age, −2 to Str, Dex, and Con; +1 to Int, Wis, and Cha. At venerable age, −3 to Str, Dex, and Con; +1 to Int, Wis, and Cha.

Table: TK-Squared Random Height and Weight
Gender	Base Height	Height Modifier	Base Weight	Weight Modifier
Male	' "	+	lb.	× () lb.
Female	' "	+	lb.	× () lb.

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