Smurfs (3.5e Race)

Smurfs

Personality

Smurfs are a communistic peoples living within the forests around mushroom patches. Smurfs generally live carefree lives.

Physical Description

Smurfs are mostly hairless, not growing facial hair until around 400 years of age. They are incredibly tiny and blue, and have stout body types somewhat resembling children. They also have a tiny blue tail, and we count only four fingers on their hands. They are in the vast majority male. They always wear a Phrygian cap.

Relations

Smurfs get along best with elves, finding a shared love of nature and radical leftism. They get along poorly with half orcs, who are generally eating them.

Alignment

Smurfs are generally lawful within their own society, and neutral to support their love of nature.

Lands

Smurfs tend to live among mushrooms or otherwise equally divided plots of land. They are not fond of the city, where they must fear the big folk. Smurfs are believed to originate from a forest in southern Belgium.

Religion

Smurfs have been known to pray to Mother Nature with miraculous effect.

Language

Smurfs speak Smurf, a language that shares roots with Common. It may, to many laymen, sound similar to Common - augmented with adjectives, verbs, and descriptive nouns centered around manipulations of the word "smurf" - but in fact is its own language. Smurfs can choose bonus languages of Elven or Fey.

Names

Smurfs all have the surname "Smurf". They might add suffixes (Smurfette) or apply titles (Papa Smurf) to allow them to discern between individuals.

Racial Traits

• +4 dexterity, -4 strength: Smurfs are nimble but also very weak due to their size.
• Humanoid (Fey): Smurfs are in most ways just small people, but they do possess some fey qualities.
• Tiny: As tiny characters, Smurfs gain a +2 to attack rolls, as well as a +8 to hide checks. They take up 2 1/2 square feet of space, and have a reach of 0 feet. They must carry smaller weapons than medium characters, and can carry only 1/2 as much.
• Smurf base land speed is 10 feet:
• The Smurfiest: smurfs gain skill focus (Any one skill) as a bonus feat.
• Adapted Legs: smurfs gain a +4 modifier on jump checks.
• Manifesto: A smurf within 30 feet of another smurf gains a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls, as well as a +2 modifier on diplomacy checks.
• Favored Class: Druid.

Vital Statistics

Table: Smurf Random Starting Ages

Adulthood	Simple	Moderate	Complex
years	+50	+250	+400

Table: Aging Effects

Middle Age^1	Old^2	Venerable^3	Maximum Age
600 years	1000 years	1500 years	+2000 years
At middle age, −1 to Str, Dex, and Con; +1 to Int, Wis, and Cha. At old age, −2 to Str, Dex, and Con; +1 to Int, Wis, and Cha. At venerable age, −3 to Str, Dex, and Con; +1 to Int, Wis, and Cha.

Table: Smurf Random Height and Weight

Gender	Base Height	Height Modifier	Base Weight	Weight Modifier
Male	3 apples"	+2 inches	3 apples lb.	× (1 apple) lb.

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