99 Bottles of beer, 99 languages

Question

The goal is to write a simple "99 Bottles of Beer" program .. that is valid in at least 2 distinct languages (e.g. not Python 2 and Python 3). It must be a complete file that will run or compile.

Interesting answers should be up-voted, but compactness also counts. (Of course, language diversity is the main goal.)

EDIT: I would say that to have normal C code that does the same thing with C++ and Objective-C counts as derivative. The code should do clever stuff so that lines have different meanings with different languages.

Answer 1

C, Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby

Update: I've put together a jsfiddle that helps visualize the path through the code for each of the five languages: http://jsfiddle.net/wK6bD/4/embedded/result/

An alternative version, that removes all comments, and compresses all insignificant strings, regex and replacement patterns: http://jsfiddle.net/wK6bD/5/embedded/result/

And I saved a byte while I was at it. Turns out C had an unnecessary semi-colon ;)

#/*<?php ob_clean();"
s='''*/include<stdio.h>
main($y){char*$s,$t[3],$u[3]/*';'''
def printf(a,*b):import sys;sys.stdout.write(a%b)
for y in range(99,-1,-1):
  '''
99.downto(0){|y|$y=y;"/*=;#*/;
for($y=100;$y--;){
  #/*"
  $u=(($t=$y)+99)%100;'*/
  sprintf($t,"%d",$y);sprintf($u,"%d",($y+99)%100);
  #//';#'''
  printf("%s bottle%s of beer on the wall, %s bottle%s of beer.\n%s",
    #/* -- THIS LINE ENDS WITH CR --
    y//1or'No more','s'[:y!=1],y or'no more','''s*/
    +$y>0?$t:"No more",$s=$y!=1?"s":"",$y>0?$t:"no more",$s,$y>0?
    #//'''[:y!=1],y and'''
    "Take one down and pass it around":
    #//'''[6:38]or
    "Go to the store and buy some more");
  printf(", %s bottle%s of beer on the wall.\n\n",
    #/* -- THIS LINE ENDS WITH CR --
    y//1-1and~-y%100or'no more','''s*/
    +$y!=1?$u:"no more",$y!=2?"s":"");}
    #/*?><?php "
    %w;q(*/
    }//";#'''[:y!=2])

Please Note: This file needs to be saved with mixed line endings. All lines should be terminated with LF (char 10, a.k.a. unix-style), except for the two lines marked -- THIS LINE ENDS WITH CR --, which should be terminated with CR (char 13, a.k.a. mac-style). I recommend using notepad++, or other text editor which allows you to manually edit line endings.

For PHP, it is assumed that output_buffering is enabled. According to the documentation, this is hardcoded to be Off when using the CLI, regardless of ini settings, so it needs to be explicitly (re)enabled:

$ php -d output_buffering=4096 bottles.pl.php.py.rb.c

This enables a 4kb buffer, which is the 'recommended' value. If you're using one of the supplied inis this will already be set, so it should run as-is from any web server.

The total file size is 823 bytes (not counting the comments about the line endings), an average of 164.6 bytes per language.

Versions Tested
C - gcc 4.8.1, cl 15.00
Perl - 5.16.2
PHP - 5.4.16
Python - 2.7.6, 3.3.4
Ruby - 1.8.7, 1.9.3

Output is identical for all five languages (see below).

---

Perl, PHP

<?php '>#'
;for($i='no more';100>($a="$i bottle".(2^($i+=1)?'s':'').' of beer');$o="
Take one down and pass it around, $b.

".ucfirst($f="$b, $a.$o")){$b="$a on the wall";}print"$f
Go to the store and buy some more, $b.";

I like this one because of how short it is, so I'm leaving it. It also demonstrates how much of a Perl-wanna-be PHP is ;)

Sample Usage:

$ perl bottles
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

...

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Answer 2

JavaScript (SpiderMonkey/NodeJS), Perl, PHP, Ruby

EDIT: Added and Ruby

EDIT 2:

• Prints a title;
• Consistent output in all languages;
• No warnings.

The Code:

//#<?php
;
$i = 99;
$php = ![];
$o = 'of beer';
$ruby = 0x0 != '';
$t = $php ? '' : '//#';
$js = !$ruby && 1 + '0' == '10';
$s = 'Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.';
$c = 'print($t ." 99 BOTTLES OF BEER #\\\\\\\\\\n"); while($i>=0) {  $j = $i; $k = ($i-1); $b = $i!=1 ? " bottles " : " bottle "; print("\\n" .($i > 0 ? $j : "No more") .$b .$o ." on the wall, " .($i > 0 ? $j : "no more") .$b .$o .".\\n" .($i > 0 ? "Take one down and pass it around, " .($i > 1 ? $k : "no more") ." bottle" .($i != 2 ? "s " : " ") .$o ." on the wall." : $s) ."\\n"); $i-=1; }';
$c = $js ? $c.replace('."\\n"','').replace(RegExp(' [.]','g'),'+').replace(RegExp('print','g'), typeof(console) != 'undefined' ? 'console.log' : 'print') : $c;
$c = $ruby ? $c.gsub('{',"do\n").gsub('}',"\nend").gsub(' .',' << ').gsub('$i;','$i.to_s;').gsub('1)','1).to_s') : $c;
eval($c);

The output:

D:\>node polyglot
//# 99 BOTTLES OF BEER #\\

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.
* * *
2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Answer 3

C + Ruby

#define do {
#define then {
#define end }
#define def int
#define nil {
#define print(a,b) printf("%d%s", a, b)

def bottle(i)
    nil

    print(i, (i==1)?" bottle":" bottles");
end

i=0;

def main()
    nil

    i = 99;
    while(i>=1) do
        bottle(i);
        puts(" of beer on the wall, ");
        bottle(i);
        puts(" of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around,");
        if(i==1) then
            break;
        end
        bottle(i-1);
        puts(" of beer on the wall.");
        puts("");
        i-=1;
    end
    puts("no more bottles of beer on the wall.");
    puts("");
    puts("No more bottles of beer on the wall,");
    puts("no more bottles of beer.");
    puts("Go to the store and buy some more,");
    puts("99 bottles of beer on the wall.");

end

#if 0
main
#endif

They're actually pretty similar once you normalize the syntax! :P

Answer 4

C++ and PHP

I thought I'd give it a go.

EDIT: Compacted it a bit.

//99 BOTTLES OF BEER\\<br/><br/><?PHP function cat($a,$b){return $a.$b; }/*
#include<iostream>
#include<string>
#define echo(a) std::cout << a
#define cat(a,b) a<<b
int $bottles;
std::string $endline = "\n";
std::string $bottlesname;
int isset(std::string){ echo("//99 BOTTLES OF BEER\\\\\n\n"); return true; }
int main()
/**/
{
if(!isset($endline))
    $endline = "<br/>";
$bottles = 99;
$bottlesname = " bottles";
while( $bottles > 0 ){
    echo(cat(cat($bottles, $bottlesname ), " of beer on the wall, "));
    echo(cat(cat(cat(cat($bottles, $bottlesname ), " of beer."), $endline), "Take one down and pass it around, "));

    $bottlesname = --$bottles==1?" bottle":" bottles";
    if( $bottles == 0 )
        echo("no more");
    else
        echo($bottles);
    echo(cat(cat(cat($bottlesname," of beer on the wall."),$endline),$endline));
}
echo(cat("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.",$endline));
echo(cat(cat("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.",$endline),$endline));;
}

This will compile fine as C++ and it will spit out some nice HTML if run through PHP. Either way, the output is:

//99 BOTTLES OF BEER\\

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

...

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Answer 5

Haskell, PHP

Combining a functional and an imperative language!

{-0;}
function cast($x){ return $x; }
function bottle($n){
/*-}
import Prelude hiding ((.)){-*///-};(*/) = ($){-
/*-}
(.) = (++)
cast f = show $ f id
f :: Int -> [String]
f n = id */ return (cast($n) . " bottles of beer on the wall, " . cast($n) . "  bottles of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, " . cast($n-1) . " bottles of beer on the wall.\n\n");
{-0;}};echo"<pre>";for($x=99;$x>1;$x-=1)echo bottle($x);echo/*-}
main = (\x->putStr$(concat$[99,98..2]>>=f)++x)*/"1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.\n\nNo more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.\n\n";

In Haskell, I defined the function */ that made working with PHP comments a lot easier!

Answer 6

Brainfuck, English

Source for BF: http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-brainfuck-1718.html

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall.

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall.

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 89 bottles of beer on the wall.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall.

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall.

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 86 bottles of beer on the wall.

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall.

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on the wall.

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall.

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall.

82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 81 bottles of beer on the wall.

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 80 bottles of beer on the wall.

80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 79 bottles of beer on the wall.

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 78 bottles of beer on the wall.

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 77 bottles of beer on the wall.

77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 76 bottles of beer on the wall.

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 75 bottles of beer on the wall.

75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 74 bottles of beer on the wall.

74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 71 bottles of beer on the wall.

71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 70 bottles of beer on the wall.

70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 69 bottles of beer on the wall.

69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 68 bottles of beer on the wall.

68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 67 bottles of beer on the wall.

67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 66 bottles of beer on the wall.

66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 65 bottles of beer on the wall.

65 bottles of beer on the wall, 65 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 64 bottles of beer on the wall.

64 bottles of beer on the wall, 64 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 63 bottles of beer on the wall.

63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 62 bottles of beer on the wall.

62 bottles of beer on the wall, 62 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 61 bottles of beer on the wall.

61 bottles of beer on the wall, 61 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 60 bottles of beer on the wall.

60 bottles of beer on the wall, 60 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 59 bottles of beer on the wall.

59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 58 bottles of beer on the wall.

58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 57 bottles of beer on the wall.

57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 56 bottles of beer on the wall.

56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 55 bottles of beer on the wall.

55 bottles of beer on the wall, 55 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 54 bottles of beer on the wall.

54 bottles of beer on the wall, 54 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 53 bottles of beer on the wall.

53 bottles of beer on the wall, 53 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 52 bottles of beer on the wall.

52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 51 bottles of beer on the wall.

51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 50 bottles of beer on the wall.

50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 49 bottles of beer on the wall.

49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 48 bottles of beer on the wall.

48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 47 bottles of beer on the wall.

47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 46 bottles of beer on the wall.

46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 45 bottles of beer on the wall.

45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 44 bottles of beer on the wall.

44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 43 bottles of beer on the wall.

43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 42 bottles of beer on the wall.

42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 41 bottles of beer on the wall.

41 bottles of beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 40 bottles of beer on the wall.

40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 39 bottles of beer on the wall.

39 bottles of beer on the wall, 39 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 38 bottles of beer on the wall.

38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 37 bottles of beer on the wall.

37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 36 bottles of beer on the wall.

36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 35 bottles of beer on the wall.

35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 34 bottles of beer on the wall.

34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 33 bottles of beer on the wall.

33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 32 bottles of beer on the wall.

32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 31 bottles of beer on the wall.

31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 30 bottles of beer on the wall.

30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 29 bottles of beer on the wall.

29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 28 bottles of beer on the wall.

28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 27 bottles of beer on the wall.
27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 26 bottles of beer on the wall.

26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 25 bottles of beer on the wall.

25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 24 bottles of beer on the wall.

24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 23 bottles of beer on the wall.

23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 22 bottles of beer on the wall.

22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 21 bottles of beer on the wall.

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 20 bottles of beer on the wall.

20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 19 bottles of beer on the wall.

19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 18 bottles of beer on the wall.

18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 17 bottles of beer on the wall.

17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 16 bottles of beer on the wall.

16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 15 bottles of beer on the wall.

15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 14 bottles of beer on the wall.

14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 13 bottles of beer on the wall.

13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 12 bottles of beer on the wall.

12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall.

11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 10 bottles of beer on the wall.

10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 9 bottles of beer on the wall.

9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall.

8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 7 bottles of beer on the wall.

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall.

6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 5 bottles of beer on the wall.

5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall.

4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall.

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Answer 7

PHP and 아희(Aheui)

<?php
$b = 99;
while(true) {
    echo ($b==0 ? "No more" : $b)." bottle".($b==1 ? "" : "s")." of beer on the wall, ".($b==0 ? "no more" : $b)." bottle".($b==1 ? "" : "s")." of beer.\n";
    if($b == 0) {
        echo "Go to the store and buy some more";
        $b = 99;
    }
    else {
        echo "Take one down and pass it around";
        $b--;
    }
    echo ", ".($b==0 ? "no more" : $b)." bottle".($b==1 ? "" : "s")." of beer on the wall.\n\n";
    if($b == 99) break;
}
/*
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Aheui was tested with naheui.

I know it's cheating, but it works anyway.

Answer 8

This will work in Python 3 and in Julia.

[[print(b, " bottles of beer on the wall, ", b, " bottles of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, ", b-1, " bottles of beer on the wall.\n" ) for b in l] for l in [[12 * i + j + 4 for j in [11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0]] for i in [7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0]]]
print("3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.\n")
print("2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.\n")
print("1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.\n")
print("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.\n")

Answer 9

BrainFuck and Python 2

This will compile and run under CPython2.7 (and probably others) as well as a BrainFuck interpreter. These are two distinct languages, with very little overlap, and this answer is totally cheating.

# Thanks to Raphael Bois for the code (taken from http://goo(dot)gl/GddKtS)
# ++>+>++>>+>>>:++++++++++[->+>+>++++++++++<<<]>>>>++++++++++[->+++++>++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++>++++++++>+++>++++>+<<<<<<<<]+>--+>+++>++++++>--+>+++++>+++>+++++>+>+>+>+>++>+>+>++[-<]<<<<<<<[->>[>>>>>>>>[<<<<<<<[->[-]>>>>>>>>>>>.<----.>>>.<<<--.++.+++.+<-.+<<+<<<<<<<<]+>[-<[-]>>>>>[>>>+<<<<+<+<+>>>-]<<<[->>>+<<<]>[>>>>>>+<<<<<<-]>>>>>[[-]>.<]<<<<[>>>>>-<<<<<-]>>[<<+<+<+>>>>-]<<<<[->>>>+<<<<]>[>>>>>>+<<<<<<-]>>>>>>.<<<<<[>>>>>-<<<<<-]>>>[-<<<+<+>>>>]<<<<[->>>>+<<<<]>-[[-]>>>>+<<<<]<<<]+>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<----.>----.+++++..-<++++++++++.-------.<<[[-]>>>.<<<]>>===>>>>.<<<----.<+.>>>>.<<<<----.+++..+>+++.+[>]+>+>[->+<<-<-<<<.<<<----.-.>>>.<<<++++++.<++.---.>>>>.<<<+++.<----.+++++++++++..------>---->-------------------------------->>>++.-->..>>>]>>>[->[-]<<<<<<<[<]<[-]>>[>]>>>>>]+>[-<[-]<<<<[->>[->+<<<<-<<<.<<<----.-.>>>.<<<++++++.<++.---.>>>>.<<<+++.<----.+++++++++++..------>---->++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>.<.>>>>>>]<<]<[->>>>[-<<+<<<<++.-->.[<]<<<<<<<<[->[-]<]+>[-<[-]>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<-----.++++++++++.------.>>>>.<<<----.-.<.>>>>.<<<<-.>+.++++++++.---------.>>>.<<<<---.>.<+++.>>>>.<<<++.<---.>+++..>>>.<<<<++++++++.>+.>>>.<<<<--------.>--.---.++++++.-------.<+++.++>+++++>>>>.<.[<]<<<<<<<]+>>>>>>-<<<+>>[<<[-]<+<+>>>>-]<<<<[>-<[-]]>[->>>+<<<]>[->->+++++++++<<]>>>>>[>]>>>>]<<<<]>>>>>>]+<<<<<<<[<]<]+<+<<<<<<+<-]>>>>>>>>>>[>]>>>>>[->[-]<]+>[-<[-]<<<<<<<<<-------------.<<----.>>>.<<<+++++.-----.>>>.<<<+++++.<++.---.>>>>.<<<-.+.-----.+++.<.>>>>.<<<<----.>----.<+++.>>>>.<<<<--.>+++++++.++++.>>>.<<<------.----.--.<+++.>>>>.<<<.++.+++.+<.+>>>>>.<.>>>>>>>>>]+<[-]+<[-]<[-]<[-]+<<<[<]<[-]<[-]<[-]<[-]++++++++++[->+>+>++++++++++<<<]>->->-<<<<<<[-]+<[-]<+<<]

dot = chr(46)
comma = chr(44)

for x in range(99, 2, -1):
    print """%d bottles of beer on the wall%s %d bottles of beer%s
Take one down and pass it around%s %d bottles of beer on the wall%s
""" % (x, comma, x, dot, comma, x - 1, dot)

print """2 bottles of beer on the wall%s 2 bottles of beer%s
Take one down and pass it around%s 1 bottle of beer on the wall%s

1 bottle of beer on the wall%s 1 bottle of beer%s
Take one down and pass it around%s no more bottles of beer on the wall%s

No more bottles of beer on the wall%s no more bottles of beer%s
Go to the store and buy some more%s 99 bottles of beer on the wall%s""" % (comma, dot, comma, dot, comma, dot, comma, dot, comma, dot, comma, dot)

The second line is the BrainFuck-run code. BrainFuck interpreters should ignore the rest of the code, and online interpreters will run it.

The rest of the code is the Python code. Originally it was just going to print the entire set of lyrics, but that's not as fun. The same was also going to be done for the BrainFuck code, but it blew by the character restrictions in posts (by about 270,000 characters).

Answer 10

This violates the rules, but I think in an amusing way.

It is written in C and C++. In C++ it does a pretty standard 99 bottles.

In C, it first fills the wall up, then empties it.

#include <stdio.h>

static int bottle_count = 99;

void bottles(int n, int fill) {
  if (fill) {
    printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall, pick one up place it away,\n", n);
    bottle_count = n+1;
  } else {
    printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall, take one down pass it around,\n", n);
    bottle_count = n-1;
  }
}

void empty_wall() {
  int wall;
  int i;
  wall = bottle_count;

  int speedup;
  speedup = 0;

  for (i = 0; i < wall; ++i) {
    if (++speedup == 4)
    {
      printf("...\n");
      i = wall-3;
    }
    bottles( wall-i, 0 );
  }
  printf("no bottles of beer on the wall!");
}

struct b_98 {};
struct b_97 {};
struct b_96 {};
struct b_3 {};
struct b_2 {};
struct b_1 {};
struct b_0 {};

void do_stuff() {
  bottle_count = 99;
  b_0();
  b_1();
  b_2();
  b_3();
  if (bottle_count<99)
    printf("...\n");
  b_96();
  b_97();
  b_98();
  empty_wall();
}

void b_0() { bottles(0,1); }
void b_1() { bottles(1,1); }
void b_2() { bottles(2,1); }
void b_3() { bottles(3,1); }
void b_96() { bottles(96,1); }
void b_97() { bottles(97,1); }
void b_98() { bottles(98,1); }

int main() {
  do_stuff();
  return 0;
}

Answer 11

Lua and (F)ASM

S=10;--[[
irp x,<display 'The beer song:',13,10>,<rept 101 d:0\{reverse match,\\{j equ 'If one bottle of beer should accidently fall ...',13,10\\}match,\\{p equ 's'\\}match,\\{q equ \`d\\}match=1,d\\{p equ ''\\}match=0,d\\{q equ 'no'\\}match=0,d\\{j equ 'Who drunk all the beer!',13,10\\}match f,q\\{display q,' bottle',p,' of beer on the wall, ',q,' bottle',p,' of beer,',13,10,j\\}\}>{x}
S=10;]]--
S=10; beer=99
S=10; repeat
S=10; print(beer.." bottles of beer on the wall, "..beer.." bottles")
S=10; beer=beer-1
S=10; print("Take one down and pass it around, "..beer.." bottles of beer on the wall.")
S=10; print()
S=10; until beer==1
S=10; print("1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.")
S=10; print("Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.")
S=10; print()
S=10; print("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.")

Credits to Revolution for the Fasm one liner, even though everything in between line 1 and 3 is ignored by Lua so I could have writte an aribitrary long fasm program in there.

The trick is that in lua you can use a semicolon to separate instruction, to write multiple instructions on the same line, while in fasm a semicolon is the beginning a comment. S=10; is a valid assignement in both languages, everything else is fairly obvious

Answer 12

J, Python 2.x

I'm a little late to the party, but oh well. Nothing too fancy here, because it's my first time polyglotting. Python is quite impossible to be properly mixed with J; so I basically commented J out in Python and made Python a string literal in J. I'll probably add more languages later.

(''''"_)`(''"_)@.(1) 1
number =: 'No more'"_`('no more'"_)@.([ = 0:)`(":@])@.(] > 0:)
bottle =: number , {.&' bottles'@(8: - =&1@])
verse1 =: 1&bottle, ' of beer on the wall, '"_, bottle, ' of beer.'"_
verse2 =: 'Take one down and pass it around, '"_, bottle@<:, ' of beer on the wall.'"_
verse  =: verse1 ,: verse2
song   =: (<:@[ $: ] , verse@[ , ''"_)`(] , verse1@[)@.([ < 1:)
sing   =: (] song ''"_) , 'Go to the store and buy some more, '"_ , bottle , ' of beer on the wall.'"_
sing ". 2 {. 0 : 0
99''')
print(lambda x:x(x,99,lambda c,w=1,p=0:"%s %s of beer%s"%(c or"nN"[p]+"o more","bottle"+"s"*(c!=1)," on the wall"*w)))(lambda x,c,y:c+1and"%s, %s.\n%s"%(y(c,1,1),y(c,0),"Take one down and pass it around, %s.\n\n"%y(c-1)*(c>0))+x(x,c-1,y)or"Go to the store and buy some more, %s.\n"%y(99)
)

Answer 13

C# + Ruby

using System;

namespace bottles
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            for (int i = 99; i >= 0; i--)
                Console.WriteLine("{0} bottles", i);
        }
    }
}

/*
#!/usr/bin/ruby

99.downto(0){|i|
print i.to_s+" bottles\n"
}

__END__
*/

to run (Ruby):
ruby -x script.cs

Answer 14

This should work in C, C++ and Objective-C. Objective-C++ has not been tested but will probably work:

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{       
        int b;

        for (b = 99; b >= 0; b--) {
                switch (b) {
                case 0:
                        printf("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.\n");
                        printf("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.\n");
                        break;
                case 1:
                        printf("1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.\n");
                        printf("Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall\n");
                        break;
                default:
                        printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall, %d bottles of beer.\n", b, b);      
                         printf("Take one down and pass it around, %d %s of beer on the wall.\n" ,b - 1,((b - 1) > 1)? "bottles" : "bottle");
                        break;
                }
        }       

        return 0;
}

Answer 15

Ruby, Golfscript

"#{File.write('out.txt', "99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall,
96 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall,
95 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall,
94 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
93 bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall,
93 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
92 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall,
92 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
91 bottles of beer on the wall.

91 bottles of beer on the wall,
91 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
90 bottles of beer on the wall.

90 bottles of beer on the wall,
90 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
89 bottles of beer on the wall.

89 bottles of beer on the wall,
89 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
88 bottles of beer on the wall.

88 bottles of beer on the wall,
88 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
87 bottles of beer on the wall.

87 bottles of beer on the wall,
87 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
86 bottles of beer on the wall.

86 bottles of beer on the wall,
86 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
85 bottles of beer on the wall.

85 bottles of beer on the wall,
85 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
84 bottles of beer on the wall.

84 bottles of beer on the wall,
84 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
83 bottles of beer on the wall.

83 bottles of beer on the wall,
83 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
82 bottles of beer on the wall.

82 bottles of beer on the wall,
82 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
81 bottles of beer on the wall.

81 bottles of beer on the wall,
81 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
80 bottles of beer on the wall.

80 bottles of beer on the wall,
80 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
79 bottles of beer on the wall.

79 bottles of beer on the wall,
79 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
78 bottles of beer on the wall.

78 bottles of beer on the wall,
78 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
77 bottles of beer on the wall.

77 bottles of beer on the wall,
77 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
76 bottles of beer on the wall.

76 bottles of beer on the wall,
76 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
75 bottles of beer on the wall.

75 bottles of beer on the wall,
75 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
74 bottles of beer on the wall.

74 bottles of beer on the wall,
74 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall,
73 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall,
72 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
71 bottles of beer on the wall.

71 bottles of beer on the wall,
71 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
70 bottles of beer on the wall.

70 bottles of beer on the wall,
70 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
69 bottles of beer on the wall.

69 bottles of beer on the wall,
69 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
68 bottles of beer on the wall.

68 bottles of beer on the wall,
68 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
67 bottles of beer on the wall.

67 bottles of beer on the wall,
67 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
66 bottles of beer on the wall.

66 bottles of beer on the wall,
66 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
65 bottles of beer on the wall.

65 bottles of beer on the wall,
65 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
64 bottles of beer on the wall.

64 bottles of beer on the wall,
64 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
63 bottles of beer on the wall.

63 bottles of beer on the wall,
63 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
62 bottles of beer on the wall.

62 bottles of beer on the wall,
62 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
61 bottles of beer on the wall.

61 bottles of beer on the wall,
61 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
60 bottles of beer on the wall.

60 bottles of beer on the wall,
60 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
59 bottles of beer on the wall.

59 bottles of beer on the wall,
59 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
58 bottles of beer on the wall.

58 bottles of beer on the wall,
58 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
57 bottles of beer on the wall.

57 bottles of beer on the wall,
57 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
56 bottles of beer on the wall.

56 bottles of beer on the wall,
56 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
55 bottles of beer on the wall.

55 bottles of beer on the wall,
55 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
54 bottles of beer on the wall.

54 bottles of beer on the wall,
54 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
53 bottles of beer on the wall.

53 bottles of beer on the wall,
53 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
52 bottles of beer on the wall.

52 bottles of beer on the wall,
52 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
51 bottles of beer on the wall.

51 bottles of beer on the wall,
51 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
50 bottles of beer on the wall.

50 bottles of beer on the wall,
50 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
49 bottles of beer on the wall.

49 bottles of beer on the wall,
49 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
48 bottles of beer on the wall.

48 bottles of beer on the wall,
48 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
47 bottles of beer on the wall.

47 bottles of beer on the wall,
47 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
46 bottles of beer on the wall.

46 bottles of beer on the wall,
46 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
45 bottles of beer on the wall.

45 bottles of beer on the wall,
45 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
44 bottles of beer on the wall.

44 bottles of beer on the wall,
44 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
43 bottles of beer on the wall.

43 bottles of beer on the wall,
43 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
42 bottles of beer on the wall.

42 bottles of beer on the wall,
42 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
41 bottles of beer on the wall.

41 bottles of beer on the wall,
41 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
40 bottles of beer on the wall.

40 bottles of beer on the wall,
40 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
39 bottles of beer on the wall.

39 bottles of beer on the wall,
39 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
38 bottles of beer on the wall.

38 bottles of beer on the wall,
38 bottles of beer.
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37 bottles of beer on the wall.

37 bottles of beer on the wall,
37 bottles of beer.
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36 bottles of beer on the wall.

36 bottles of beer on the wall,
36 bottles of beer.
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35 bottles of beer on the wall.

35 bottles of beer on the wall,
35 bottles of beer.
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34 bottles of beer on the wall.

34 bottles of beer on the wall,
34 bottles of beer.
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33 bottles of beer on the wall.

33 bottles of beer on the wall,
33 bottles of beer.
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32 bottles of beer on the wall.

32 bottles of beer on the wall,
32 bottles of beer.
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31 bottles of beer on the wall.

31 bottles of beer on the wall,
31 bottles of beer.
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30 bottles of beer on the wall.

30 bottles of beer on the wall,
30 bottles of beer.
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29 bottles of beer on the wall.

29 bottles of beer on the wall,
29 bottles of beer.
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28 bottles of beer on the wall.

28 bottles of beer on the wall,
28 bottles of beer.
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27 bottles of beer on the wall.

27 bottles of beer on the wall,
27 bottles of beer.
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26 bottles of beer on the wall.

26 bottles of beer on the wall,
26 bottles of beer.
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25 bottles of beer on the wall.

25 bottles of beer on the wall,
25 bottles of beer.
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24 bottles of beer on the wall.

24 bottles of beer on the wall,
24 bottles of beer.
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23 bottles of beer on the wall.

23 bottles of beer on the wall,
23 bottles of beer.
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22 bottles of beer on the wall.

22 bottles of beer on the wall,
22 bottles of beer.
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21 bottles of beer on the wall.

21 bottles of beer on the wall,
21 bottles of beer.
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20 bottles of beer on the wall.

20 bottles of beer on the wall,
20 bottles of beer.
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19 bottles of beer on the wall.

19 bottles of beer on the wall,
19 bottles of beer.
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18 bottles of beer on the wall.

18 bottles of beer on the wall,
18 bottles of beer.
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17 bottles of beer on the wall.

17 bottles of beer on the wall,
17 bottles of beer.
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16 bottles of beer on the wall.

16 bottles of beer on the wall,
16 bottles of beer.
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15 bottles of beer on the wall.

15 bottles of beer on the wall,
15 bottles of beer.
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14 bottles of beer on the wall.

14 bottles of beer on the wall,
14 bottles of beer.
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13 bottles of beer on the wall.

13 bottles of beer on the wall,
13 bottles of beer.
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12 bottles of beer on the wall.

12 bottles of beer on the wall,
12 bottles of beer.
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11 bottles of beer on the wall.

11 bottles of beer on the wall,
11 bottles of beer.
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10 bottles of beer on the wall.

10 bottles of beer on the wall,
10 bottles of beer.
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9 bottles of beer on the wall.

9 bottles of beer on the wall,
9 bottles of beer.
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8 bottles of beer on the wall.

8 bottles of beer on the wall,
8 bottles of beer.
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7 bottles of beer on the wall.

7 bottles of beer on the wall,
7 bottles of beer.
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6 bottles of beer on the wall.

6 bottles of beer on the wall,
6 bottles of beer.
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5 bottles of beer on the wall.

5 bottles of beer on the wall,
5 bottles of beer.
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4 bottles of beer on the wall.

4 bottles of beer on the wall,
4 bottles of beer.
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3 bottles of beer on the wall.

3 bottles of beer on the wall,
3 bottles of beer.
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2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall,
2 bottles of beer.
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1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall,
1 bottle of beer.
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No bottles of beer on the wall.

No bottles of beer on the wall,
No bottles of beer.
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