Tell me about my question!

Question

I'm a narcissist. (Not Really)

I'm also very lazy... (Not Really)

So I want to know the score of this question, and how many people have viewed it.

But I'm too lazy to check myself...

Challenge

Your challenge is to output the score of this question, and how many views there are. No input may be taken, and output may be given as pretty much anything as long as it's clear where the two numbers are outputted. So, all of the following are valid:

[1, 1]
score 1, 1 view
1 1
1, 1
1........1
HELLO1WORLD1

Note that pluralization matters, so "1 views" is invalid output.

I am very lazy, so I want this code to be as short as possible.
You may assume that there is an internet connection.
You may want to use the SE API. For reference, this question has id 111115.

Rules

No URL shorteners are allowed.
You may assume that votes are not expanded (for users below 1000 rep: users with at least 1000 rep can click on the score of a post to see the upvotes and downvotes individually. You may assume that this was not done).

Scoring

This is a code-golf challenge, so the shortest valid submission by March 14th (Pi Day) wins! Happy golfing!

Answer 1

T-SQL, 49 bytes

According to the FAQ the database will be updated on Sunday 0300 UTC so this is when you'll get your result. So I'm hoping you're a patient lazy (not really) narcissist (not really).

select Score,ViewCount
from Posts
where Id=111115

https://data.stackexchange.com/codegolf/query/632441/tell-me-about-my-question

Answer 2

JavaScript + jQuery, 109 bytes

$.get('//api.stackexchange.com/questions/111115?site=codegolf',x=>alert([(a=x.items[0]).view_count,a.score]))

<!-- Click run | below! -->
<!--           v        --> <script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.1/jquery.min.js"></script>

Same strategy as my answer on a related question.

Answer 3

JavaScript, 129 105 bytes

Non-API solution.

f=(v,n)=>document.getElementsByClassName(v)[n].innerText;alert([f("vote-count-post",0),f("label-key",3)])

You should be able to run this in your browser's developer tools.

Answer 4

Javascript (ES6), 128 bytes

fetch('//api.stackexchange.com/questions/111115?site=codegolf').then(x=>x.text()).then(x=>alert([(x=x.match(/\d+/g))[10],x[8]]))

Answer 5

Bash + curl, 82 90 99 95 90 89 bytes

Edit 1: I had to do better searches to omit the keywords from my own answer, hence more bytes.

Edit 2: Using sed magic I got the byte count down again

curl -L codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/111115>f
grep -m1 t-post f
sed -n '/key.>\r/{n;p}' f

When curl accesses that short URL format, it receives a 302 redirection page that has this question's URL in the body section, so the -L option is needed to follow it. After that, it downloads the source code of this html page to a file named f. Then I search the keywords associated with the statistics wanted and print the answer on STDOUT.

Test: I redirect STDERR just for clarity (stats at the time of this posting)

me@LCARS:/PPCG$ ./Q_stats.sh 2> /dev/null
        <span itemprop="upvoteCount" class="vote-count-post ">7</span>
                                    <b>398 times</b>

The output is pretty verbose, but the syntax of both lines is basically junk text>VALUE<more junk text, which should be allowed according to the challenge description.

Answer 6

Python 3 + requests, 150 143 bytes

(__import__("requests").get("http://api.stackexchange.com/questions/111115?site=codegolf").json()['items'][0][k]for k in('score','view_count'))

7 bytes shorter thanks to notjagan.

Output: [4, 270]

Answer 7

Powershell, 119 Bytes

,"-po.+?>(.+?)<","(\d+) times<"|%{[Regex]::Match((irm codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/111115),$_).Groups[1].Value}

Outputs like

Shortest regex I could get to match exactly the vote count and nothing else, could make it shorter but then you would need to use Matches instead of Match

irm is short for Invoke-RestMethod and returns the raw page as text, then we just regex match the line

<span itemprop="upvoteCount" class="vote-count-post " title="View upvote and downvote totals" style="cursor: pointer;">4</span>

by looking for -po in count-post, up to the next >, then everything between that and the next < is captured and retrieved.

using basic request web parsing in powershell requires calls to things like getElementsByClassName which aren't very golf friendly, so the irm method seems to be shortest.