The Teraverse/Funny

• From Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived, when Hermione has her jaw wired shut after getting hit in the face with a meteor hammer, she manages entire conversations with pre-written responses she keeps sorted in a file -- and not just "Yes", "no" and other short answers: When the Wellesley Twins demand that she answer "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?", she instantly pulls out the response "African or European?" Counts also as a Crowning Moment of Awesome because of the analysis and thought she put in ahead of time to be prepared for almost any conversational eventuality, as she explains to her friends later.