The Queen's Latin/Quotes

"Then, there's Hollywood's theory that all languages have a British accent."

—Cracked, on the Theory of Monogenesis

"I need to get drunk before I go to Red Lobster and order the lobster, but then I go all Caesar. 'What would you like, sir?' 'Bring me the brown one, he amuses me. Yes, the one with the extra-long left feeler--SEIZE HIM!' 'Anything else, sir?' 'Yes, why do all the Romans in the movies have British accents?' "

—Richard Jeni