The Colonel's Bequest/Characters

Cast of The Colonel's Bequest

Laura Bow

• Amateur Sleuth
• Intrepid Reporter
• Redheaded Hero

Lillian Prune

• The Ophelia

Ethel Prune

• Lady Drunk

Colonel Henri Dijon

• Dirty Old Man
• Disabled Snarker
• Pet the Dog: In the best of the two alternate endings, he'll let you keep the buried treasure as a thank-you for saving his life.

Clarence Sparrow

• Amoral Attorney

Gertrude Dijon

• Grande Dame

Gloria Swansong

• White Dwarf Starlet

Rudy Dijon

• Small Name, Big Ego

Dr. Wilbur B. Feels

• Dirty Old Man
• Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate
• Punny Name

Fifi

• French Maid

Jeeves

• The Jeeves
• He Who Must Not Be Heard

Celie

• Sassy Black Woman

The Dagger of Amon Ra

Dr. Archibald Carrington

• Posthumous Character

Yvette Delacroix

• Femme Fatale
• The Vamp

Dr. Pippin Carter

Rameses Najeer

Wolf Heimlich

• All Germans Are Nazis

Dr. Olympia Myklos

• Nightmare Fetishist

Detective Ryan O'Riley

• Inspector Lestrade

Steve Dorian

• Heroines Want Redheads
• James Bondage
• Punny Name

Lawrence "Ziggy" Ziegfield

Lavinia Waldorf-Carlton

• Grande Dame

Dr. Ptasheptut Smith

Earnie Leach

Watney Little

• Dead Person Impersonation