< Starkit's Prophecy
Starkit's Prophecy/Funny
- "Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!
- "But it wooden work becas thers a lizded on it." They all locked at the lizard. It wus a newt. The nwt ran away.
- Pretty much everything in "Chapter 10 The Recluse" and "Catter 1 The Fiht Aganst the Sitters 1".
- And it's always great when there's dramatic readings that do it justice.
- Anything involving the "plebians", LakePaool and RedOaw.
- She battlecried using his nose to tar down the evill cats.
- "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"
- Any of the author's notes.
- STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL!
- YOUR JUST JELOS YOUR GOING 2 HEL LJESS IS OYUR SAVER
- Stupid falmes! ur all satinsit1s! StarKesus is ur saver y cant u just eccept that. Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!
- Also if ur a bad reveiwer u dont belive in Gosh ull go 2 hekc.
- jeuss doesent lick people who flmale!
- scholo was rly hard sinc I goat back they gave us alot of homowork and i was haveing torlble with som of my friends bcaus I am a lesbain now nd they dont unferstand.
- Hi guyss I'm bakke.! For a wile I was realy depresed because i found a lot of fanfics on this site which i THINK THEIR MOCKING MY STORY. I men realy theres a strouy about a at named LovelyyKit and one about SparkekIt what is that about?/?/ I theink tehyre moking me! If ur readingt rhis and and you wrote one of those bad storiess?,.. i think youre stories arr TROLFIC.S
- "LakePaool is buck and seh is NUT OKA!"
- "NO9999999999999 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
- "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1!1!11!"
- "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111" said TarGleam.
- "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!"
- "03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)Dai-Guard (talk) 03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)" SAID JAZZOSONG.
- "" WALLED STARLGME.
- AND THEN STARGLEAM WAS DIED!11!111!11111!1!11!
- No BENG GAY!f
- He raped his tail aroond her sholders.
- "well watever Im going to g join SaitnClan cuase im evil now by" said FlamePelt and she was gone.(Mudwuzhere)
- GayStrip locked at hr meanly.
- "So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe.
- "I cant see yo" he said and he buped into a tree. Then he fele down.
- "!" said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!
- Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at StarGlaem!
- "theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather.
- Everyone jumped at the HoBare!
- but he was to fat.
- "The told me that BlakStar was deda he was so dpersed when you bcame ledar that he mocitted swisscide."
- "i know rite." said FierStart "but he was so sad yo woudnet be his meat."
- "who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam
- "LIONBLAZE ARE YOU A..... HOMOSEZZUAL?/?/?/?2"
- HolyKeaf turned into… a…. FUX!
- /\= angry!
- "?" said StarPaw beuatifully.
- "Your mwneot will be" saiud JazzSeng.
- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111
- "t!" said SatrKit.
- And then… was BROCKENSTAR?
- "Then by the powers of Starclan, I gave you this narme." Indeed you did.
- "" WALLED STARLGME.
- "Tes i was but I relied I stil lube you GlamePool he siad.
- '"lol" lalueghed TigerStar, "I dont care Im evillll!"'
- The Christmas special. All of it.
- And then… frorm the cord.... came.... A LINO!1!11!1
- Everone startwf crapping!
- StarStar ahd HolyLeaf pined down when suddenly... SHE FELT A MOVIE INSIDE HER!
- Her tears were make rainbows.
- GleamPaw was about to say NIIIIIIIII BUT THEN she got ANGNRY.
- StarGleam clawd a cat and blood sarfed the air she said "Take that ThdnerClan traiters!" but inide she was thinking I cunt do this!111!1!
- "Do uyo think I car TugerStar is beter than all fo you dumb boldens."
- "your ripping me apart tugerkit"
- HER KAWAII ORANGE WYWS STARTED TO GLOW!11111
- All of the dramatic readings.
- If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits.
- "Ttlu." Said HollyLefa meanly from his ides.
- "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"
- "I have pows beyound ur emaginating!"
- The fact that this fanfic ends mid-sentence.
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