Smoking Is Cool/Quotes

Insurance Agent: Smoker?
Homer: Yes.
Marge: You don't smoke.

Homer: Shh, I want her to think I'm cool!

—The Simpsons

Cigarette machine: (repeating loop) Cigarettes! First one's free! Smoking is cool! The Surgeon General is a fool! Lung cancer is a myth! Cigarettes!

—Messiah

Darby: Hey! Wh-where'd you get that cigarette from!?

Jotaro: What, this? Want one? I can't really blame ya. After all, I make smoking cool as f*ck.

—JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, Episode 7

Hey, you know, I've had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.

—Chandler Bing, Friends

Ah, the smart young ladies of the land
Can't relax without a harry in their hand
And they light one up and they boast and brag

So content because they got a harry rag.

—The Kinks, "Harry Rag"

Fry: What's the cigar for?

Bender: It makes me look cool

—"Futurama", Pilot

A cigarette is the perfect kind of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more could you want?

—The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde