Screw This, I'm Outta Here/Quotes

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

—Eric Cartman's Catch Phrase, South Park

"Just far away. Far from the Jedi, from this war, from Count Dooku. Just fly as far away as you can."

—Asajj Ventress tells her pilot droid where to take her, Star Wars: Obsession

Ranma: Screw this, I'm getting out of here!

Akane: Good idea, I'll come with you.

—Ranma 1/2: The Abridged Chronicles

Mansley: You mean we're all going...?
General: To die, Mansley. For our country.

Mansley: Screw our country! I wanna live!

—The Iron Giant

"Future prossspectsss not good with Missstresss Grunty. No chance of promotion... No daysss off... No pay... Klungo go find easssy desssk job, maybe make ssstupid gamesss..."

—Klungo, Banjo-Tooie

"Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child. Yep, I think I'm done here."

—Vegeta, after Oozaru Gohan lands on him, Dragonball Z Abridged.

"As the frustrated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male Panda: 'Fuck that!'"

—Yahtzee: Zero Punctuation review of Halo Wars.

"I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going!"

—Avon, Blakes Seven

"I didn't sign up for this shit!"

—Trudy, Avatar

"Okay, I'm going home now."

—Baljeet, Phineas and Ferb

"Y'know, the more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has."

—Artie Abrams, Glee

Slowbeef: All right you ready to uh, watch this one?

Diabetus: Yeah, let's do it.

Slowbeef: Okay, in three... two... one... go.

Deceased Crab: I'M DECEASED CRAB AND LET'S PLAY JACKIE CHAN'S ACTION KUNG FU!

Diabetus: No, fuck this.

Slowbeef: I can't; I'm sorry, no way.

Bugger that. Bugger him. Bugger you

—Sandor Clegane, A Storm of Swords

"Up there is the crazy bitch who’s been pullin’ the string this whole time, and next to her is your ol' re-revived robo-pal who don’t like your ass neither. Ontop of all that, we’ve been following some freak of nature YOU think’s your daddy…that’s it, you an idiot, and THIS is as far as I go."

—Ninja Ninja, Afro Samurai: Resurrection

"I quit! I can't do this anymore!
I quit! Back to the pizza store!
I quit! This is now and that was then!

I quit! I'll never go inside a pyramid again!"

—Tasha, The Backyardigans, episode "Chichen-Itza Pizza"

"I met the whore's rat dog as we were both heading for the back door. He looked at me, I looked at him. If it'd been a conversation, it probably woulda gone like, "What about your master?" "What about yours?" "Fuck 'em.""

—T. Sean Collins, World War Z

Today's the day it gets better
This much I know
I'm gone, I'm getting out
And all you suckers can watch me go
And I don't know where I'm going yet

But it's somewhere quite a ways from here, I'll bet.

—Jonathan Coulton, So Far So Good

Faith: New Watcher?
Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.
Faith: Screw that! (walks out)

Buffy: Now why didn't I just say that?

—Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Commando: Well, look who's back! Good job, men! Looks like you're not so useless after all!

Rifleman 1: My men got wounded and need a medic.

Commando: Whatever.

Bazookaman: What?! Wait, wait. Wait a second. What do you mean with "my men"? Nobody selected you as leader! Nobody!

(Rifleman 1 shoots Bazookaman.)

Commando: Ha! That's my boy! Come, we've got some important things to discuss.

Rifleman 2: What the...?! Screw this! I'm out! (beat) This job sucks. Fuck you all... I'm going back to McDonald's.

(Rifleman 2 walks off-screen.)

—Command & Conquer: Tiberium Ecstasy

Current: "No, you listen, dammit. You didn't say it'd be the Canary and the Bat, Calculator!"

Calculator: "Are you kidding? Aren't you supposed to be badass?"

Current: "Look, I just got this electric gear. I ain't fighting those two. I'm out."

—Birds of Prey, Volume 2, Issue #8

I'm feeling myself grow callous here. I didn't even look up when my assistant told me that a kobold raiding force showed up on the outskirts of our settlement. Sadly, I was even less surprised when they immediately left.

Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? Was it the ashen wasteland? The bloodstained gates? Was it the screams of madmen or the stench of death? We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here, come the fuck on in!

—Cross Quantum, Boatmurdered

THAT DOES IT, I'M OUTTA HERE

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS

—Yelling Bird, Questionable Content

Well... Thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!"

—Axl Rose, during a concert after failing to apprehend the camera filming the performance

"Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king."

—Sandor Clegane, Game of Thrones