Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the protagonist of a series of novels by Irish journalist Paul Howard, satirising the obsessions and habits of Ireland's privileged (and unprivileged) classes, particularly centering on the capital, Dublin city. For those unfamiliar with Dublin, it can be roughly divided into the North side (unprivileged), and the South side (privileged). The characteristics of both sides are highly exaggerated in the name of Rule of Funny. Ross, naturally, is from the south side, and is a spoiled, vain, womanizing, wealthy braggart who can't go two minutes without offending someone.

The books represent themselves as Ross's Memoirs, to the point that Howard's name cannot be found on the cover. The novels follow Ross's life covering about one year apiece, and closely follow real time in Ireland. They begin in the late nineties, with Ross in his late teens, satirizing (primarily) the private school system in Ireland. They soon progress, with Ross, through university, organizing weddings, children, and the large number of subplots involving Ross's family and friends usually cover other topics. In the latest book, the Oh My God Delusion, Ross is approaching thirty, and he and his friends are not coping well with the recession.

Ten novels have been published so far^[when?]:

1. The Miseducation of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (revised edition titled The Miseducation Years)
2. Roysh Here, Roysh Now... The Teenage Dirtbag Years (revised edition titled The Teenage Dirtbag Years)
3. The Orange Mocha-Chip Frappuccino Years
4. PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids
5. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress
6. Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade
7. This Champagne Mojito Is the Last Thing I Own
8. Mr S and the Secrets of Andorra's Box
9. Rhino What You Did Last Summer
10. The Oh My God Delusion
11. The Shelbourne Ultimatum (to come in autumn 2012)

There have also been two plays (The Last Days of the Celtic Tiger, Between Foxrock and a Hard Place) two semi-non-fiction books (Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's Guide to (South) Dublin: How To Get By On, Like, €10,000 A Day and We Need To Talk About Ross) and a spoken-word album.

Tropes used in Ross O'Carroll-Kelly include:

• Acceptable Feminine Goals: The women of South Dublin mostly run fashion boutiques (Sorcha, Erika), or write Chick Lit (Fionnuala)
• Accidental Incest: averted (not for want of trying) with half-siblings Ross and Erika
• Adaptation Displacement: The newspaper column (begun in 1998) is by and large secondary to the novel series (begun in 2000)
• Alpha Bitch: Many, but Erika deserves the prize.
• Badass Teacher: Fr. Fenily, the rugby coach, is subjects the boys to an strict training scheme, disregards academics, and is highly implied to be an ex-nazi. Ross worships him.
• Bridezilla: Ross's bride to be, Sorcha, unsuprisingly,
• Book Dumb: The first book prints Ross's Leaving Cert (final school exam) papers unedited. It is not pretty.
• Beware the Nice Ones: Sorcha, the tree hugging humanitarian who has put up with so much from Ross, loses the rag when her boutique closes down and responds by driving down the pedestrianised Grafton street and crashes intentionally into the window of Brown Thomas's, another boutique. The judge even lampshades it at the hearing

"Am I hearing the correct case here?"

• Born Winner: Ross thinks he is this, he expects the call to be on the Irish Rugby squad to come any day now
• Bumbling Dad: All of Ross and Ronans interactions
• Casanova: The ammount of women Ross goes through is mind boggling, he rarely remembers their names, and it regularly come back to haunt him
• Children Are Innocent: Completely averted by Ronan, Ross's son raided on the northside, at eight years old, this child's wants to be a career criminal when he grows up, and is already preparing for the profession
• Creator Provincialism: Invoked, Ross's knowledge of geography outside of Dublin is intentionally terrible
• Cultural Dissonance: Mostly between the Northsiders and Southsiders, occasionally includes culchies (country people). Constantly Played for Laughs
• Designated Hero: Ross can sometimes be rather unlikeable, among the most frequent of his crimes is serial adultery, but he is still our protagonist
• Extreme Omnivore: Oisinn is the winner of the Annual UCD Iron Stomach competition.
• Funetik Aksent: Used constantly, even in narration, some accents are nigh incomprehensible without reading aloud. Howard isan excellent mimic. Some of the examples frequently used by Ross emphasise the soft "t" and the broad vowels eg. Right=Roysh, car park= cor pork. It is even used frequently as a means of getting focking Crap Past The Radar,
• Feminine Women Can Cook: Ross's mother, Fionnuala, frequently describes her gourmet meals in detail.
• Five-Man Band: The Rugby Boys
  • The Hero: Ross
  • The Lancer: JP
  • The Big Guy: Oisinn
  • The Smart Guy / The Lancer: Fionn
  • The Chick: Christian
• Getting Crap Past the Radar: These books are not too shy about crap in full view of the radar, but they make use of teh more impenetreble aspects of Dublin slang to keep it in full view where it might not otherwise be allowed. For instance, Sydney Parade is the second stop on the Dublin train line, so "I Should have Got off at Sydney Parade" refers to Ross not finishing his trip.
• Hollywood Spelling: Inverted with many names: Jayne with a y, Leesa with two e's, etc.
• Idiot Hero: At least he's aware of it

"Sometimes I'm slower than focking Mass."

• In Dublin's Fair City:The setting, not all that fair, in any sense of the word.
• Jerkass: Ross
• Jerk Jock: Ross, and all his team mates
• Luke, I Am Your Father: Twice, once with Ross discovering his eight year old son Ronan, and once with Charles revealing that Erika is his daughter
• Manipulative Bastard: Charles pays off Ross's pregnant ex so that she won't inform Ross about the child, Ronan
• Meaningful Name: Ross O' Carroll Kelly, and his parents, Fionnuala O' Carroll Kelly and Charles O' Carroll Kelly get a lot of jokes poked at their initials.
• Money to Throw Away: In an iconic scene, Ross and friends throw money out the window in a poor part of Dublin, yelling "Affluence!"
• Mood Whiplash: Aoife has anorexia and bulemia, her efforts to count her points, her asking how many calories lettuce contains etc. are all played for laughs. The hospital trip is not. Nor is her death
• My Nayme Is: Tons of them -- Erika, Oisinn (the spelling Oisín is far more common), Leesa, Jayne
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: Played with, Ross compares every woman he meets to a real life celebrity, partially as flattery, and partially to save the author the trouble of describing them. Real life Celebrities are frequently refered to in conversation, often as an Appeal to Wealth. Derek "One F" Foley, a friend of the real-life author, is the only real person to feature prominently
• Nouveau Riche: The Celtic Tiger is a relatively recent phenomenon in Ireland, so many of the characters are this by default. Ross's family was not so wealthy when he was a young child.
• Retcon: Tons of it in We Need To Talk About Ross, blaming an Unreliable Narrator. Also Handwaves several continuity errors (did Ross meet Christian in primary school or at Castlerock? Did Ross's dad go to school with Hennessy or did they meet later? Was Ross 15 or 17 when he met Sorcha?)
• Rich Bitch: Most of the women, but especially Erika
• Rich Idiot With No Day Job: Ross does pass through several jobs, but in between times he is this.
• Rule of Funny: this is the fuel on which the plot runs.
• Shout-Out: The titles are all references to other bestselling books.
• Spoiled Sweet: Sorcha. She managed to spend €100,000 in LA "researching retail" but she is also a member of every charity group saving endangered animals and third world children she can find, and she needs a lot of provocation before she lashes out at Ross.
• Unwanted Glasses Plot: Ross comments frequently on his somewhat more bookish friend's glasses. Poor Fionn.
• Updated Rerelease: the first two books were published cheaply by the Sunday Tribune's own press as The Miseducation of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly and Roysh Here, Roysh Now… The Teenage Dirtbag Years); they got higher-quality rereleases with added material as The Miseducation Years and The Teenage Dirtbag Years)