RandomDCE/Funny

• Vazul
  • "WTF IS A NEOPET???"
  • "I'M AN AEROPLANE!!!"
• Proud Vegeta ^{[dead link]}
• His dramatic reading of Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula.
• His impression of Jetfire in his Transformers Condensed.

Jetfire: ALRIGHT YA BLOODY WANKERS, JETFIRE HERE MATES!!! FUCKIN' HELL, ME BOLLOCKS ARE HURTIN', OH YA CUNT!!!

• Cell's flashback from Cell Condensed.

Dr Gero: Cell, because of your design, you'll become one of the greatest fighters in the world.
Cell: But Daddy, I want to be a ballerina.
Dr Gero: Silence! You must become complete.
Cell: And then can I be a ballerina?
Dr Gero: No!
Cell Aww, but I've got a great routine worked out to Barry Manilow.
Dr Gero: No, Cell. In order to be complete, you must absorb Androids 17 and 18.
Cell: Uh, okay how do I do that?
Dr Gero: You must shove them up your penis.
(Beat)
Cell: Uuh, Are you sure we're not gay?
Dr Gero: Silence!