On Her Majesty's Secret Service/Funny

• This never happened to the other fellow.
• The janitor's whistling of Goldfinger
• Looks like that mook in the hotel room threw the fight!
• Same mook is applauding the bride and groom at the end!
• Moneypenny, what would I do without you?
• GASP! Fancy meeting you here, Fräulein! (whack to the head afterwards)
• Bond scheduling an encounter with a different girl every hour. That's how he got caught.
• Ruby gazing and giggling when Bond dropped his kilt in her room.

It's true!

• "Sir Hillary" feeling a slight...stiffness...in the neck at the table.
• "Sir Hillary" describing to Fräulein Bunt what her name stands for.
• I got the gadgets and I know how to use them
• I know what he's allergic to...