Monty Python's Life of Brian/Funny

• "I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta...It's my right as a man!...I want to have babies..."
• "Oh, it's the meek! 'Blessed are the meek!' Oh that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something because they have a hell of a time."
• "What have the Romans ever done for us?"
• "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
• "Domus? Nominative??"
• "Anybody else feels like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus?"
  • Gotta love how, even though it's Enforced Method Acting, both the remaining guards feebly shake their heads at the line "He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?"
• "Oooh, you lucky bastard!"
• "You're all individuals!" "I'm not."
• Brian: I am NOT the messiah!
  Arthur: I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!