Miles Gloriosus/Quotes

Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Magic's got nothing to do with it. Trixie's just a loudmouth.
Rarity: Most unpleasant.

Applejack: All hat and no cattle.

—My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, "Boast Busters"

"I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby."

—Barenaked Ladies, "Falling for the First Time"

"Captain's log, stardate, the year of the tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, and the suffering of our troops beyond measure. But the alien is invulnerable, and our defeat inevitable. That much is obvious, even from my remote command post here at the Times Square Applebee's."

—Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

Now Callias the naval man is at his best ashore

Where he can show his seamanship in actions by the score

And when they see his lion-skin the girls cry out for more

It's the way they do things now.

—The Frogs, Robert Fagles translation