Major Injury Underreaction/Quotes
"I appear to have burst into flames."—The Spy, Team Fortress 2
"I don't care! I like being on fire!"—Headbanger, Brutal Legend
"Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm."—Shirou, Fate/stay night
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
'Black Knight: Oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: (points to the arm on the ground) Well, what's that then?!
Black Knight: I've had worse.
**They fight. Arthur lops the knight's other arm off and the knight keeps fighting**
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have!
King Arthur: LOOK!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
**The Black Knight kicks Arthur, who lops his leg off**
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll WHAT?!
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
**Arthur, annoyed, lops his final leg off**
Black Knight: Beat ...All right, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Come, Patsy.
**Arthur rides off**