Let's Meet the Meat/Quotes
"So eat me! I'll become delicious, oven-baked apples for you! Doesn't oven-baked apples and your dear daughter make for a wonderful dessert? Aren't you a wonderful mother for raising such delicious ingredients?!"—Maria Ushiromiya's head on a platter addressing her mother, Rosa, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, "Back Rank Mate"
This little piggy went to market,
he knew he'd turn out to be WHAM!
As mild and as merry as a lamb.
He smiled in his tracks when they slipped him the axe:—Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Ema: I can see the Lunchland car over there... far in the distance.
Phoenix: Hey, you're right. I like the cute design on the door. (I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak.)
Ema: ...Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy?
Phoenix: Just don't think too deeply about it and you'll be fine.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Case 1-5, Rise From the Ashes)
Jon: I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim?
Garfield: Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner.
Garfield, February 15, 1983
Our tremendous narcissism led us to find any product 65% more appealing if it exhibited human traits. Thus, advertising was a fantasyland of dancing, talking and implicitly suicidal food.
Estaban los tomatitos (The little tomatoes were)
En los productos Del Fuerte! (In the Del Fuerte products!)
Muy contentitos (Very happy)
Cuando llegó el verdugo (When the executioner came)
A hacerlos jugo (To turn them into juice)
No me importa la muerte, (I care not for death)
Dicen a coro, (They say in chorus)
Si muero con decoro (If I die with decorum)—Late 70s/early 80s Jingle for tomato puree from the Mexican brand Del Fuerte'