Kill'Em All/Quotes

Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.

—Joseph Stalin

You will die. Your people will die. J.J. Abrams will die. You will all... die.

there should be more comics in which everybody dies

—Alt Text for Dinosaur Comics #300

Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have decided to cancel the war. Kill them. Kill them ALL.

—Captain Hook, Hook

Y'know, it's kind of a waste of time to create new characters for The Punisher's books. If they're Frank's enemies, they get shot dead after an appearance or two. If they're Frank's friends, they get shot dead after an appearance or two.

—Marvel Year in Review 1993

Well Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took seventy-five Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.

—Marge Simpson, The Simpsons

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End"

—Patrick telling the story of The Ugly Barnacle, SpongeBob SquarePants

Kill them! Kill them all!

—Richter, Total Recall

Minsk: Dis iz turnink into vun of dose plans...hyu know--de kind vere ve keel everybody dot notices dot ve's killin people?
Gorb: It iz?
Minsk: Uh huh. And how do dose alvays end?
Gorb: De dirgible iz in flames, everyboddyz dead and I've lost my hat.

Minsk: Dot's right. Und any plan vere you lose your hat iz?

Gorb: A bad plan?

Minsk: Right again!

—Girl Genius

Everybody, everybody, everybody living now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody living now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody living now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody living now

Everybody, everybody, everybody dies

—System of a Down, "Violent pornography"

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves..."

—George R.R. Martin, joking (we hope) about the end of A Song of Ice and Fire

"Oh god, you're right! There are still a few characters I haven't killed yet. I almost forgot about them."

—Andrew Hussie, Homestuck

"We will kill them all."

—Optimus Prime, Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"There should have been another way..."

—The Fifth Doctor, Warriors of the Deep

"He deserved to die. They all deserved to die."

—Paxton Fettel, F.E.A.R.