Invasion of the Neptune Men/Funny

The Mystery Science Theater 3000 presentation:

• Crowning Moment of Funny

Servo: They took out the Hitler Building! Where's everyone going to go to see Hitler memorabilia?
Crow: All the Hitler rides and games! The Hitler salt and pepper shakers!
Mike: The great restaurant, 'the Bunker', it's gone, you sons of a -
Crow: You blew it up!

• • Followed by:

Crow: What's next, the Mussolini Mall?
Servo: Yeah! Followed by the Pinochet Petting Zoo!

• • Servo's musical tribute to stock footage (quoted above) is especially fly-dampening.
• Crow's suggestion box isn't just for Japan, as he also took the liberty of penning one for Luxembourg. Here it is:

Crow: Luxembourg, please get down on your bony, European knees, and thank your lucky stars every day that you're not Japan.
Mike: Crow!
Crow: Hey, hey, Mike: Are you Luxembourg?
Mike: No...
Crow: Then SHUT UP!! Anyway, Luxembourg...