If It's You It's Okay/Quotes

[After one Mistaken for Gay-jokes too many]:
John: We are not a couple!
Irene: Yes you are.

John: For the record, I am not actually gay.

Irene: Well I am. Look at us both.

—A Scandal in Belgravia, discussing the fact that everyone wants Sherlock Holmes.

"You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet Ellen."

—Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

"Cute >>> Dick"

—Pish Lover

"You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like THAT boy. Though I am still interested in women."

—Lucas, Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic

Betty Elms: [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before?
Rita: I don't know. Have you?

Betty Elms: I want to... with you.

—Mulholland Drive

I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception.

—Robin, Shortpacked

Frank: Something just happened, Liz!
Liz: Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!

Frank: I want Jamie.

—Thirty Rock

Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.

—Mordin to Shepard, Mass Effect 2