Het Is Ew/WMG

Yaoi Fans and Yuri Fans are secretly working together...

To get rid of all the het fans and rule the world for themselves.

• And then they will end up not breeding, thus causing all makers of romantic fanworks to die out in a few generations.
  • At least not the male Yaoi Fans or the female Yuri Fans. But they will respawn by knowl and opinion.
    • Most male Yaoi Fans are actually straight (they're just here for the story) and some female Yuri Fans are straight as well, so not exactly.
• ... They're on to us... you know what to do now.

Het Is Ew is a natural reaction to overpopulation

• It's simple: more breeders, more babies. More gay sex, fewer babies.
  • Uh...birth control? Sterilization? Abstinence? Granted, not everyone has access to BC or can choose abstinence, but heterosexual sex doesn't automatically lead to Babies Ever After.
    • Humanity Is Insane and/or Humans Are Morons. Why use birth control when becoming gay is so much easier?
    • Not only is the claim of homosexuality prevents overpopulation untrue, it's both self-righteous and arrogant. There are many factors that contribute to preventing overpopulation.

Het Is Ew is a result of massive faggots

• • Its all the secret agenda of the bundles of sticks?
    • What are you talking about?
      • Definition 1.

Het Is Ew is the result of too much fucked up animal queer cartoon porn

• • what. Most porn involving sexual organisms involves fucking of some sort, and animal pornography is by definition quite unusual, so you're wasting a few words there.