Five Nights at Freddy's/Awesome

• Let's face it, Phone Guy had to be an absolute badass when it came to fending off the animatronics. His phone calls seem to hint that he's held his job as night watchman for quite a while, and considering how easy it is to get yourself killed with so much as a slight slip-up, that is quite the accomplishment in and of itself. And unlike you, he didn't have any phone calls left behind by the last guy, so had to figure out how to outthink the animatronics by himself! It's quite telling how awesome he is seeing as how all the animatronics had to work together to finally kill him once and for all, as terrifying as his ultimate fate was.