Everything's Better with Dinosaurs/Quotes

Now, on BBC ONE the director's cut of Jurassic Park -- with extra dinosaurs!

—Father Ted, "A Christmassy Ted"

Hsu: We're casting our nets wider and developing a product that already has significant mainstream appeal.
Gila Mobster: Women?

Hsu: Dinosaurs.

—Hsu and Chan

We need Dinozord power! Now!

—Jason, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Dinobots RULE!

—Grimlock, Transformers Animated

Young Simon: So how did the Independents cut us off?

Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

—Firefly, "Safe"

Professor Duncan: Alright! I am freezing Shirley with my wand, and removing her from Planet Abed with my... remote control Christmas Pterodactyl.

[A pterodactyl with a Christmas Wreath around it's neck flies in, picks up Shirley, and flies away with her]

Troy: Aw, nice!

Pierce: Now we're talkin'!

—Community, "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas", during a hypnosis-driven group therapy session.

Dinosaurs and - actually, do you need anything more than dinosaurs?

—Reason 47 why mightygodking should write the Legion of Super Heroes

Remember being a dinosaur-loving kid of the 90s? Collecting all those plastic models and learning their names as if they were Pokémon}? Remember then the big event when Jurassic Park finally came to theatres in 1993? Remember the awe, and how we all so desperately wanted to be there, on that island with all our favourite reptiles? Looking up to the collossal Brachiosaurus, scaring the shit out of the fast Galimimus, escaping from the smart and cool Velociraptors? Hell, even getting eaten alive by a Tyrannosaurus wouldn't have spoiled the deal.

—Hardcore Gaming 101 on Jurassic Park: Trespasser

Not surprisingly, ethical concerns cannot overcome the siren's lure of a triceratops ride.

—Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick

Dinosaurs are the perfect killing machines, as powerful as the mighty grizzly bear, and more cunning than a thousand supercomputers.

—Andrew Hussie, in his introduction to the second Dinosaur Comics book

I wasn't on board with that statement til "home-made dinosaurs".

—Texts From Last Night

Brittany: My fellow Americans, the theme for this year's prom will be...(does a drumroll with her feet)...dinosaurs!

Santana: Sheer genius.

[Later...]

Mike: This is awesome! I actually really love dinosaurs. Triceratops!

—Glee, "Promasaurus"