Creator's Pet/Quotes

"C'mon, Lana! you're amazing!"

—C'mon, Smallville fans. She's amazing. And there's nothing you can do about it.

"u kno ders sometin i rely ned 2 bing up nd its dat u ppl rely ned 2 STOP BASHIN RPNAN! HE IS A GR8 PREFECT CHRATCRER! HES SMART SEYX ND A GR8 PROSON ND Y U PPL RNT VOTIN 4 HIM IN MY PLL IS STUPI BILSHIT! U KNO HES BASD ON ME RIHT? WELL HES ND AMAIN CHRATCER SO FUK OV!"

—Author's Note, Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, on Ronan doing poorly in the favorite Original Character poll.

"It's a good thing you're cute, Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious."

—Oliana, to Wesley, on an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, lampshading what we were all thinking. (Except possibly the cute part.)