Bob's Burgers/Funny

Well, first season down and we're off to a good start.

• Bob is just not good with dates.
• Bob explains to Gene that heavy children don't get molested. Also, the health inspector claiming that the restaurant will be shut down if their burgers show more then the 4 percent of human flesh allowed by the FDA.
• Louise gets the Capoira teacher to come cheer up Tina after the bowel incident and tells Bob "You're welcome". Then she puts a knife in his hand and says "You're still welcome".
  • In that same episode, Louise said to Bob she was gonna talk to Tina to come back. But as soon as she opened the door, she yelled at her to never come back and she's dead to them. Bob said "thanks".
• Gene playing the sounds of his grandparents having sex for his report on prohibition.
• The entirety of "Art Crawl", but notable moments include:
  • Linda's dream sequence. Complete with music.
  • Bob forcing Edith and her husband out of the restruant with the pictures of anus'.
  • Louise trying to cut Gene's ear off a la Van Gogh so he could be a better artist. What really sells it is how enthusastic Gene is about it.
  • Bob. Just Bob. He seemed like a demented madman in this episode, especially the Big OMG and his "Anus!" chant.
  • "And I can only paint THE TRUTH! The robots are coming!"
• After performing a skit about talking things out rather than using violence, Tina tells her costar that if she ever really gossiped about her...

Tina: I will punch you in the face...and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

• Frond uses his ABS: It makes me feel... like pinching you...in the eye!
• Bob tells Linda she nags like her mother. Linda denies it while she herself is nagging.

Bob: (In the wall) "What was that, Nag-atha Christie?"

• "BOB, YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF MY WIFE!"
• Gene trying to remember the name of the restaurant he works at when being given an opportunity to give free advirtising. And Bob going mental over it in the background.

Bob: "You live above the restaurant! You work there EVERY DAY!"

• Bob's dream parody of The Shining.
• Bob's dream of making out with a horse.
• Tina attacking the other girl in "Spaghetti Western with Meatballs" for gossiping about her.
• "Ironic detachment is great, nothing means anything!"
• "Bad Tammy" ends in Tina telling "an erotic friend fiction story" to the school, about how butt-touching was banned and that she managed to revoke it by going around touching people's butts, and then they start touching each other's butts.
  • This is followed by the titular Tammy trying to make fun of Tina, until Tammy farts and Louise turns it around. And then Tammy can't stop farting as everyone laughs at her. She runs out of the cafeteria crying and farting, and some of them hurt.