Badass Creed/Web Comics
- Penny Arcade did a short story called the Lookouts, which had a Badass-in-Training Creed in the form of the Lookout's motto:
"The Eyrewood reaches top to toe,
And through this wood we all must go.
Let Winter freeze, and Summer burn.
What men must know, a boy must learn."
- Their credo is concise but also awesome: "May We Die in the Forest".
- From the FBI agents in Sinfest
Every move you make
Every breath you take
Every law you break...
I'll be watching you
The lord is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures;
he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul;
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for thou art with me,
thy rod and thy saff they comfort me.
Thou preparedst a table for me in the presence of mine enemies;
thou anointest my head with oil;
my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life;
and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
- From this Subnormality strip , the 115th Infantry Division of the Galactic Defense Force.
- "No one's fought like we're about to"
- Adapted at the end by the Hooker with a Heart of Gold, "No one's fucked like we're about to."